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Post by Chaindriven on Feb 18, 2011 18:19:03 GMT -6
Being an old war horse, U.S. ARMY Drill Instructor (retired) I still attempt to keep the machinery working. So, the other day I had an urologist appointment for a Prostate exam. As with most D.I.s, I'm never in a good mood and the thought of some guy shoving his arm up my ass was making me a bit on edge...
The waiting room was frackin filled with patients. I approached the receptionist's desk and noticed a very large unfriendly woman, She looked like a gosh darn Sumo wrestler. I stated my name.
A moment or two later, this whale in white announces in a very loud voice, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" The entire waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me. Now I don't get embarrassed easy. But I've gotten angry over much less disrespect. However recovering quickly, I replied in my D.I. loud voice,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, HOWEVER I DON'T WANT THE SAME INCOMPETENT DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
The waiting room erupted in applause!
DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED ARMY GUYS!!!
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Post by cpmag on Feb 20, 2011 6:41:53 GMT -6
thats a good one general
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