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Post by Chaindriven on Sept 10, 2013 5:36:07 GMT -6
Today I opened my front door and placed my favorite pump, an old 870 shotgun right in the doorway with six 00 shells next to it. Placed the thing in a wheelchair, just to help it get around.
I then left it alone and went about my morning business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, the dark hair girl walked her Shepard dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign in front of our house.
After about an hour, went and checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it.
It hadn't rolled itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.
You can imagine my surprise, with all the candy ass liberal media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong... and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kill, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun on the planet.
So, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! ;D
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